Forever Resentful Mother

You had me at Merlot!

  Forever Resentful Mother

Asian mother

COMPLAIN HOW SHITTY HER CHILDHOOD HAD BEEN ALL THE TIME THINK THAT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO HAVE A BETTER CHILDHOOD THAN HERS Forever Resentful Mother

complained how shitty her childhood had been

COMPLAIN HOW SHITTY HER CHILDHOOD HAD BEEN ALL THE TIME THINK THAT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO HAVE A BETTER CHILDHOOD THAN HERS Forever Resentful Mother

What do you call a Lannister girl who can outrun her brothers? A Virgin.

CERSEI LANNISTER Forever Resentful Mother

I DRINK RED WINE INSTEAD BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S TOO CRUEL TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD

I DRINK RED WINE INSTEAD BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S TOO CRUEL TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD Forever Resentful Mother

I USED TO BE A UK SIZE 6 UNTIL I GOT PREGNANT WITH YOU

I USED TO BE A UK SIZE 6  UNTIL I GOT PREGNANT WITH YOU Forever Resentful Mother

Boxed Wine Teacher

THAT'S CUTE.  YOU'RE A GANGSTA AND YOU DRINK WHOLE 40S? I'M A TEACHER AND I DRINK WHOLE BOXES OF WINE. Forever Resentful Mother

How cute

HOW CUTE YOUR KIDS PLAY SPORTS? LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU SURVIVE TECH WEEK Forever Resentful Mother

Zack, Mom would really like it if you did this:

DO YOUR CHORES,  I HAD A C-SECTION FOR YOU  Forever Resentful Mother

Sorry you were born as a CUNT.

YOU REMIND ME OF MY SISTER...  WHO WAS ALSO A CUNT, AND WHO KILLED HERSELF...AFTER SHE MURDERED HER HUSBAND WHEN SHE REALIZED SHE WAS TOTALLY & COMPLETELY FUCKED.  SAD BUT TRUE. YOU'RE A LOSER.  Forever Resentful Mother