Forever Alone

Finally upgraded to queen size bed Now I can lie diagonally

Finally upgraded to queen size bed Now I can lie diagonally  Forever Alone

One night stand "that's all the storage space I'll need."

One night stand

phone is fully charged good for another week

phone is fully charged good for another week  Forever Alone

Bought a new car 3 of the Seats will never be used

Bought a new car 3 of the Seats will never be used  Forever Alone

Needs to buy more condoms Old ones expired

Needs to buy more condoms Old ones expired   Forever Alone

I'm going to spend valentine's day with my ex box 360

I'm going to spend valentine's day with my ex box 360  Forever Alone

nice, funny, confident, charming, and fat.

nice, funny, confident, charming, and fat.  Forever Alone

flipping a coin my best chances of getting head

flipping a coin my best chances of getting head  Forever Alone

valentine's day plans gyno appointment

valentine's day plans gyno appointment  Forever Alone

How often do I beat my girlfriend? Every time I clap

How often do I beat my girlfriend? Every time I clap  Forever Alone