Evil cows

cows on fire

IF YOU WAKE UP TOMORROW AND WE'RE NOT HERE IT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE DELETED Evil cows

Char-broiled Canada Day

THIS CANADA DAY THEY TAKE...... REVENGE Evil cows

Evil cows go moo

MOO  Evil cows

Reverse Cows

THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD COOK US... SO WE BURNED THEM.... Evil cows

Old mcdonald had a farm

OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM HAD A FARM Evil cows

Hey meat

THAT'S THE WRONG WAY  THE BARBECUE IS BEHIND YOU MEAT!  Evil cows

Hey meat

THAT'S THE WRONG WAY  THE BARBECUE IS BEHIND YOU MEAT!  Evil cows

Exposè: Inside U.S. Warfare

STARTLING NEW FOOTAGE SHOWS MRS. O'LEARY STILL TEACHING COWS THE ART OF FIRESTARTING.  GRADUATES SCHEDULED BE DEPLOYED TO AFGHANISTAN. Evil cows

preferred queue

NO MESSAGES LEFT IN THE PREFERRED VOICEMAIL DUE TO THREAT OF COWS. Evil cows

Tech Situation

WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.  IGNORE THE COLORED SHAPES. IN THE MEANTIME, IF YOUR “TO DO LIST” IS CLEAR, YOU ARE GOOD TO GO. Evil cows