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who's ready to go

NUCLEAR???  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Mother in law

MOTHER-IN-LAW I SHALL BE.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

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Moistness of the racoon

MY MOIST LEVELS   ARE OVER 9000 Evil Plotting Raccoon

Moist Maracoon

THEY CAN'T HURT ME WHEN IM MOIST Evil Plotting Raccoon

Fantasy Football Rebuke 12

I'LL JUST DROP THE CIN DEF  AND THEN SHUT THEM OUT WITH IND'S DEF Evil Plotting Raccoon

Ate your pizza 'cause I thought you was gone for good even though you said you'd be back

HI...  I REALLY LIKE YOUR CHOICE IN FOOD... AND WE'RE LIKE HOMIES AND ALL... I THOUGHT YOU WAS GONE FOR GOOD... SO I ATE YOUR PIZZA... Evil Plotting Raccoon

WHEN U FIND OUT YO CRUSH IS SINGLE ....& U LOW KEY SCHEMIN. Evil Plotting Raccoon

When u find out ur crush is single...

& U LOW KEY SCHEMIN. I CAN FIX THAT. Evil Plotting Raccoon

When u find out ur crush is single...

& U LOW KEU SCHEMING. I CAN FIX THAT. Evil Plotting Raccoon