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Attention Humans!

FREE ALL ANIMALS BY MIDNIGHT OR MY MINIONS WILL WREAK HAVOK ON YOUR GARBAGE CANS BY MORNING       (ANIMAL FREEDOM FIGHTER ON FB) Evil Plotting Raccoon

Attention Humans!

FREE THE ANIMALS NOW! OR MY MINIONS WILL WREAK HAVOK ON YOUR GARBAGE CANS TONIGHT Evil Plotting Raccoon

New Crossfit PR!!

CROSSFIT  PR!! 13 ROUNDS + 1 PULLUP OF CINDY!! Evil Plotting Raccoon

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PODE SER QUE TE FODAS ENQUANTO DORMES Evil Plotting Raccoon

Stealing a welcome mat!

I SHALL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE THROUGH THE MAIL SLOT AND I SHALL STEAL YOUR WELCOME MAT! MUWAHAHAHA! Evil Plotting Raccoon

LIBERAL RACCOON

WHY DON'T YOU POST SOME TRUTH SO I CAN CALL YOU A RACIST Evil Plotting Raccoon

Where shall I place my starburst wrappers today

I JUST ORDERED DOUGHNUTS ADDRESSED TO MYSELF AND I WILL BLAME IT ON RAUL #J.BLANCO Evil Plotting Raccoon

It's simple

IT'S SIMPLE WE KILL THE TRASH MAN Evil Plotting Raccoon

That makes me moist

THAT MAKES ME MOIST   Evil Plotting Raccoon

Boobie Racoon

NO BRA SUNDAY EXCELLENT! Evil Plotting Raccoon