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NEVER leave your PD cruiser door open in the woods!

YESSS.........THEY SUSPECT NOTHING... NOW, WHERE DID I LEAVE THAT COP'S TASER? Evil Plotting Raccoon

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 A STOVE!! Evil Plotting Raccoon

just an accident!!

I SEE YOU'VE ORDERED YOUR PAPERS... WHAT IF I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED'EM!! Evil Plotting Raccoon

yes see what happens...

YES PUT OUT YOUR  GARBAGE SEE WHAT HAPPENS. Evil Plotting Raccoon

Deceptive Tom Nook

GIVES TO YOU A HOME TO SLEEP IN UPON ARRIVING IN TOWN FORCES YOU TO WORK FOR A DEBT OF OVER 18,000 BELLS, AND SO FORTH SHOULD YOU WISH TO UPGRADE. Evil Plotting Raccoon

Wiley Birthday

SAM WAS TASTY BUT YOU LOOK YUMMY I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILEY! Evil Plotting Raccoon

why ?????????

 OKAY ! Evil Plotting Raccoon

John boehner look a like

YES THE REPUBLICANS ARE WINNING OBAMACARE WAS A BLOW OUT Evil Plotting Raccoon

Lets do this

I SEE YOU PLANNING A CAPTIONBOT WAR MIGHT AS WELL ADD MORE FUEL TO THE FLAMES... Evil Plotting Raccoon

Catchy title

 EXCELLENT Evil Plotting Raccoon