Evil Plotting Raccoon

Poetry Authors.

IF AN AUTHOR HAS A TINY IDEA AND WANTS TO MAKE IT INTO A NOVEL ANYWAY... THEY WILL TRY TO WRITE IT IN POETRY. Evil Plotting Raccoon

The Book Will Suck, Dude

IF A MIDDLE-AGED AUTHOR HAS TRIED TO MAKE THEIR BOOK APPEAL TO TEENS... THE BOOK WILL, LIKE, SUCK, DUDE. Evil Plotting Raccoon

Raccoon Says Hi

 HI. Evil Plotting Raccoon

niumz -25

NŪ DAVAI DIEVE DUOK RYT -25.. Evil Plotting Raccoon

Evil Saban

MEGAFORCE ENVELOPES MISSING? EVIL PLAN COMPLETE Evil Plotting Raccoon

They're on to me.

OUR EVIL PLAN HAS BEEN DISCOVERED Evil Plotting Raccoon

Ben loses

THEN YOU.. LOSE THE GAME Evil Plotting Raccoon

EXAM disaster

WHAT WILL WE DO TO CONFUSE THE STUDENTS SOME MORE?? MAKE UP ENDFEELS THAT CYRIAX DIDN'T MENTION  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Planning only when necessary

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S DIABOLICAL  Evil Plotting Raccoon

You'll find out...

 SOON Evil Plotting Raccoon