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oh okay then

I WILL JUST STEAL ALL THE COOKIES Evil Plotting Raccoon

Yes Rose, DO IT!

YES ROSE DO IT! Evil Plotting Raccoon

siiii, ti lo prometto

SIIIII TI LO PROMETTO Evil Plotting Raccoon

Stalk a alll

SECRETLY.. STALKS GIRLFRIEND Evil Plotting Raccoon

pussy coon

IM FINNA GET  SOME PUSSY TONIGHT Evil Plotting Raccoon

bitches gonna die today

BITCHES GONNA DIE  TODAY Evil Plotting Raccoon

surreptitious raccoon. Drops a bomb

SURE YOU COULD SHOP OUT THE  ‘FOR INFO ONLY’ Evil Plotting Raccoon

HEY THERE HUMANS!!!

TALK ABOUT ANIMAL OVERPOPULATION BUT REFUSE TO ADMIT THAT HUMANS CAUSE THE MOST DESTRUCTION OF ALL. Evil Plotting Raccoon

coonyallin COON COON

YES I AM ALL IN! Evil Plotting Raccoon

Racing's a biotch

SIGNED UP FOR 4 RACES THIS SUMMER FRIENDS THINK I'VE BEEN REPLACED BY AN ALIEN Evil Plotting Raccoon