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allin midnight

OH REALLY.. I GO ALL IN WITH MIDNIGHT                                                                                                                              (JUST KIDDING) Evil Plotting Raccoon

hey yo

I'LL SAVE MY FREE 1 MB EVERYDAY AND RULE THE WORLD'S ECONOMY ONE DAY Evil Plotting Raccoon

FAIRY DUST

THE FAIRY DUST WILL BE MINE!! ALL MINE!! Evil Plotting Raccoon

The reality... if you don't agree, you never worked/dont understand the service industry...

NEWS FLASH DUMMIES..... WE ARE GREEDY AS THEY COME... WE ARE BARTENDERS... FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS WE ARE GODS.... IF YOU DECIDE NOT TO TIP US BECAUSE IN YOUR DRUNKEN STUPOR YOU THINK YOU WAITED TOO LONG... (GOD FORBID)........ ENJOY THE TERRIBLE SERVICE AND SHITTTTTYYY EXPENSIVE DRINKS YOU ARE DESTINED TO RECEIVE............ DUMMY.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

The reality... if you don't agree, you never worked/dont understand the service industry...

NEWS FLASH DUMMIES..... WE ARE GREEDY AS THEY COME... WE ARE BARTENDERS... FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS WE ARE GODS.... IF YOU DECIDE NOT TO TIP US BECAUSE IN YOUR DRUNKEN STUPPER YOU THINK YOU WAITED TOO LONG... (GOD FORBID)........ ENJOY THE TERRIBLE SERVICE AND SHITTTTTYYY EXPENSIVE DRINKS YOU ARE DESTINED TO RECEIVE............ DUMMY.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

The reality... if you don't agree, you never worked/dont understand the service industry...

NEWS FLASH DUMMIES..... WE ARE GREEDY AS THEY COME... WE ARE BARTENDERS... FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS WE ARE GODS.... IF YOU DECIDE NOT TO TIP US BECAUSE IN YOUR DRUNKEN STUPPER YOU THINK YOU WAITED TOO LONG... (GOD FORBID)........ ENJOY THE TERRIBLE SERVICE AND SHITTTTTYYY EXPENSIVE DRINKS YOU ARE DESTINED TO RECIEVE............ DUMMY.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

hungry racoon

HMM IS THAT A PIECE OF CHICKEN I SMELL, MAYBE WE CAN MAKE A DEAL Evil Plotting Raccoon

Revenge Josh

REVENGE....                                     ...WILL BE MINE                               Evil Plotting Raccoon

trash raccoon

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH GIVE ME YOUR TRASH Evil Plotting Raccoon

Cunning texting

TEXTING DURING CLASS?  GUESS WHAT JUST GOT ADDED TO MY CELL PHONE COLLECTION? Evil Plotting Raccoon