Engineering Professor

In the arthmetic of love, one plus one equals everything,

IN THE ARTHMETIC OF LOVE, ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS EVERYTHING,  AND TWO MINUS ONE EQUALS NOTHINGS Engineering Professor

Keep it simple!

KEEP IT SIMPLE Engineering Professor

End on time!

CLASS ENDED 3 MINUTES AGO TIME FOR ONE MORE EXAMPLE. Engineering Professor

See how I feel about that

  Engineering Professor

SDSMT RAppin 2015

YOU'RE GOING TO A CONFERENCE? EXCELLENT. DON'T FORGET TO TURN IN NEXT WEEK'S HOMEWORK BEFORE YOU LEAVE. Engineering Professor

Physics Fraud

THIS TERM MAKES SOLVING THE EQUATION MORE DIFFICULT BUT WE CAN ASSUME IT'S NEGLIGIBLE BECAUSE [INSERT BULLSHIT REASON HERE]! Engineering Professor

I know chemtrails when I see one.

  Engineering Professor

cutie with a booty

KAITLYN CUTIE WITH A BOOTY Engineering Professor

rocket science

THIS ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE. WAIT. IT IS. Engineering Professor

Text book prof

YES, THE $283.97 TEXTBOOK IS REQUIRED USES IT 3 TIMES IN CLASS ALL YEAR Engineering Professor