Dwight

FUCK YOU

FALSE IT IS NEVER TOO EARLY TO OPEN PRESENTS Dwight

Brass Knuckles

SAID YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A MONTH BEFORE  FALSE: 160 DAYS IS 160 DAYS Dwight

dwight says youre wrong

FALSE. AN ACUTE ANGLE IS LESS THAN 90° Dwight

AWESOME SAUCE

FACT PUTTING AWESOME SAUCE ON ANYTHING MAKES IT DELICIOUS Dwight

AWESOME SAUCE

FACT PUTTING AWESOME SAUCE ON ANYTHING MAKES IT DELICIOUS Dwight

My birthday

FALSE! IT IS MY BIRTHDAY! Dwight

absolute zero

FALSE. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO ACHIEVE ABSOLUTE ZERO Dwight

man's watch

FALSE THAT IS CLEARLY A MAN'S WATCH Dwight

Life is a verb?

LIFE IS A VERB?  FALSE. LIFE IS A NOUN. Dwight

FREEZING OF WATER

FALSE IT'S  32° F Dwight