Dwight

what if

WHAT IF DIDN'T  KEEP IN TOUCH WITH MAMMA KIN Dwight

@sarah is not so bad

@SARAH IS TRYING TO DESTROY THE WORLD. FALSE. @SARAH IS AN AMBASSADOR OF HOPE AND GOOD WILL FOR ALL Dwight

i love it

HEIDI LOVES THIS MORE THAN RICK. FALSE. RICK LOVES ALL THINGS THE OFFICE MORE THAN ALL OTHERS. Dwight

Today you made nothing?

FALSE  YOU MADE CARBON DIOXIDE Dwight

I am SO SAD.

FALSE I AM NOT SAD. Dwight

Longest day

TODAY WAS THE LONGEST DAY?  NO,  JUNE 21ST WAS THE SUMMER SOLSTICE,  IT WAS LONGER.  Dwight

Longest day

TODAY WAS THE LONGEST DAY?   Dwight

I am being creative 1098-T

FALSE 1098-T INCLUDES CHARGES THAT WERE BILLED IN 2014, NOT PAID IN 2014 Dwight

MITOCHONDRIA SUCKS

MITOCHONDRIA IS THE BEST ORGANELLE? FALSE. TRY LIVING WITH PARKINSON'S. Dwight

this is creative you turd

QUESTION.  IS ANMOL A HOE OR A BRO? Dwight