Dwight

DWIGHT FRIDGE

THE FRIDGE MAGICALLY CLEANS ITSELF? FALSE. CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF. Dwight

i miss you

I'M GOING TO MISS ALL OF YOU FALSE. PEACE OUT, BITCHES. Dwight

Beat Farmz

DID YOU KNOW I WAS BLACK AT BIRTH? FADED Dwight

Happy Birthday Sara

HAPPY 23RD BIRTHDAY! FALSE: IF YOU ARE 23 YEARS OLD, IT IS YOUR 24TH BIRTHDAY. Dwight

Unfulfilled Love is Romantic

FALSE NOTHING IS MORE ROMANTIC THAN SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU BACK Dwight

Dwight loves you

YOU THINK NO ONE ELSE IS GONNA LOVE YOU? FALSE.        I LOVE YOU.        Dwight

Joshua's Father

WHO WAS JOSHUA'S FATHER? FALSE         JOSHUA WAS THE SON OF NUN Dwight

Question split the pot

QUESTION. IF WE BOTH LOSE DO WE JUST SPLIT THE POT? Dwight

st. pats

EVERYONE IS SAYING ST. PATRICKS DAY WAS AWESOME FALSE. IT HASN'T HAPPENED YET  Dwight

big butts

WHAT IF SIR MIX A LOT DIDN'T LIKE BIG BUTTS Dwight