Dwight

official documents

 XERO, IT'S NOTARIZED, I THINK THAT MAKES IT'S OFFICIAL Dwight

"You don't see what I see."

CORRECT, I DO NOT SEE WHAT YOU SEE I SEE MORE Dwight

Schrute-tastic Sign ups!

TRIAGE SIGN-UPS ARE FULL? FALSE: THERE ARE TONS OF OPEN SLOTS Dwight

FACT BIG

FACT SOMETHING BIG IS COMING. Dwight

Mispelling of Schrute name

FALSE MY LAST NAME IS SCHRUTE, NOT SCHREWT! Dwight

1% of love

THAT 1% KEEPS YOU GOING? FALSE, THE VITAL ORGANS KEEP YOU ALIVE. Dwight

correct dwight

OBAMACARE WORST LAW EVER? FALSE. PRIMA NOCTIS. Dwight

Young Life Club

MONDAY NIGHTS ARE LAME? FALSE. YOUNG LIFE IS ON MONDAY NIGHTS. Dwight

Book =/= movies

FALSE BOOKS AND NOVELS DO NOT HAVE ILLUSTRATIONS OR PHOTOS Dwight

I love you, Texans fans, but I had to do this...

IT ONLY TAKES ONE WATT TO LIGHT UP A FOOTBALL FIELD FASLE: IT TAKES ON AVERAGE 4.5 BILLION WATTS TO LIGHT A FOOTBALL FIELD Dwight