Dwight

Mest up head with project

 FALSE. IT'S

SHADOWS OF DAWN

FALSE IT'S A SHADOWS OF DAWN KIND OF DAY Dwight

When people talk about being done with finals and heading home, I'm just like

 FALSE SEE EVERYONE NEXT SUNDAY Dwight

The Beet Farmer

 FALSE Dwight

CRXDE Fuck you QuickMeme

USE CRXDE? FALSE Dwight

Roomie's lease

FALSE YOUR LEASE ENDS NEXT WEEK Dwight

No Exam Eating

CONSUMING TEST MATERIALS? FALSE. THIS WOULD NEGATE ANY EFFORT PUT INTO TAKING SAID EXAM. Dwight

Feminists and light bulbs

HOW MANY FEMINISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? TRICK QUESTION. YOU DON'T NEED A LIGHT BULB WHEN YOU HAVE A GLASS CEILING. Dwight

DWIGHTTYYYY Falsebah

FALSE FAMILY GUY IS A WELL MADE SHOW OVERALL. Dwight

ProgPower FFF

KICK-OFF TICKETS WILL NEVER GO UP IN PRICE? FALSE.  THE PRICE INCREASES ON 1/1/2014, SO PURCHASE YOURS SOON! Dwight