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i got your number

I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER FOR THE FACEBOOK STATUS GAME Dating Site Murderer

Green Thumb

WHEN WE GO OUT ON OUR FIRST DATE I AM GOING TO CUT YOU... A PRETTY BUNCH OF FLOWERS FROM MY FLOWER GARDEN... Dating Site Murderer

Jesus Saves? Where does He shop?

JESUS SAVES? WELL, WHERE DOES HE SHOP, DAMMIT? OR IS HE ONE OF THOSE BLACK FRIDAY TYPES? Dating Site Murderer

You want me to work on ICE?

YOU WANT ME TO WORK ON ICE?  Dating Site Murderer

Oh you're using a spreadsheet...

 OH, YOU'RE USING A SPREADHSEET... Dating Site Murderer

I'm moving in.

I'LL NEVER SEE HER AND SHE HATES ME? IN LOVE Dating Site Murderer

native women

I LOVE BEATING NATIVES TO THE DOOR SO I CAN HOLD IT OPEN FOR THEM Dating Site Murderer

Ringing mad person

OI.  MIND.THE.GAP. Dating Site Murderer

dafuq bichees

POTI GLUMI CAND FACI LABA DAR SA NU FACI LABA IN GLUMA Dating Site Murderer

KYLE TARCIA

IM GOING TO DUMP YOU AT THE CITY CLUB ENTRANCE SO I CAN PARK THE CAR Dating Site Murderer