Dating Site Murderer

burn sausages

YOU'RE GONNA BURN THOSE SAUSAGES Dating Site Murderer

Death by lols

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE... OF LAUGHTER. Dating Site Murderer

good taco's

I EAT MINE IN TACO'S LESS GREASY THAN GROUND MEAT Dating Site Murderer

Christmas Killer

I'M GOING TO COME IN THROUGH YOUR ROOF DRESSED AS SANTA FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR Dating Site Murderer

TO CHOP, OR NOT TO CHOP?

I'M GOING TO YOU CHOP YOU UP SOME VEGETABLES TO GO WITH OUR DINNER TONIGHT. I KNOW HOW YOU LOVE YOUR VEGGIES :D Dating Site Murderer

Secret suspect

YOU CALL IT A RESTRAINING ORDER I  CALL IT A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP Dating Site Murderer

I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

I AM GOING TO KILL YOU IN THE BEER PONG TOURNAMENT THIS FRIDAY Dating Site Murderer

FEAR EMPTINESS DESPAIR

ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME YOU’RE A STUPID W*NKER. Dating Site Murderer

Bday Dimmer

I'M GOING TO SMOTHER YOU WITH KINDNESS AND BIRTHDAY WISHES Dating Site Murderer

I WILL EAT YOU

I AM GOING TO EAT  YOUR WHOLE LOWER BODY Dating Site Murderer