Creepy Wonka

Snow day

YOU KNOW,IT WILL SNOW 3 FEET TUESDAY AND THE ONLY PLACE THAT  WILL BE OPEN IS WAL-MART Creepy Wonka

Dumb females

SO, YOU CANT EVEN BOIL WATER... AND YOU'RE STILL WONDERING WHY YOU DONT HAVE A MAN? Creepy Wonka

Give a Fuck

TELL ME AGAIN WHY I SHOULD GIVE A FUCK Creepy Wonka

Getting around the Silicon Valley

TAKE THE 101 TO PALO ALTO WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE 280 INSTEAD Creepy Wonka

WILLIE WANKER DEES NUTZ

OH, YOU CLAIM TO BE A CHRISTIAN BUT GET ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU A DIRTY OLD FART Creepy Wonka

Social Media

ACCESSING KIDS' SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS? LET ME KNOW HOW THAT WORKS FOR YOU. Creepy Wonka

So you really believed that the Patriots never cheated?

 I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS AS GULIBLE AND NAIVE AS YOU. Creepy Wonka

Mobile Mafia

YOU'VE GOT A NICE APP THERE... BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO IT. Creepy Wonka

xfa nena!

OYE NENA ME ENCANTA TU CHAQUETA DE LA CHILINDRINA! Creepy Wonka

halal wonka

HALAL NO MY CHOCOLATE IS NOT HALAL IDIOT Creepy Wonka