Creepy Wonka

Yes, he's my brother. Only someone who shared your childhood could every truly share the extent of your madness.

LOVE YOU BRO!   Creepy Wonka

Yes, he's my brother. Only someone who shared your childhood could ever truly appreciate the extend of your madness.

LOVE YOU BRO!   Creepy Wonka

SO I DON'T HANG AROUND MUCH IN TROUT RIVER BUT WHEN I DO, I'M USUALLY HAVING A BEER AT ROBS SHED. Creepy Wonka

Proud

WOULD RATHER WATCH MY TEAM LOSE THEN SEE THEM EMPLOYEE  A RAPIST,A WOMAN BEATER, A POT HEAD,AND A DOG KILLER, JUST SAYING Creepy Wonka

Willy's donuts hurt

ASKS,

pick up line

YOU MAY FALL FROM THE SKY, YOU MAY FALL FROM A TREE, BUT THE BEST WAY TO FALL, IS IN LOVE WITH ME. Creepy Wonka

pick up line

YOU MAY FALL FROM THE SKY, YOU MA FALL FROM A TREE, BUT THE BEST WAY TO FALL, IS IN LOVE WITH ME. Creepy Wonka

Pen won't fucking work

TELL ME HOW YOUR  PEN WOULDN'T WORK Creepy Wonka

Wonka comes out

MAYBE I AM A NICE GUY OR MAYBE I'M REALLY JUST A DOUCHEBAG Creepy Wonka

wONKA HOMEWORK

OH, YOU FORGOT YOUR HOMEWORK? PLEASE TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT! Creepy Wonka