Creepy Wonka

Talktalk, hackhack.

PLEASE, DO TELL US.. HOW YOU PLAN TO TALKTALK THIS AWAY. Creepy Wonka

Wonka Wonka Wonka

TELL ME AGAIN  THAT I COULDN'T DO THIS. Creepy Wonka

Flamenco bird

I ONCE HAD A FLAMENCO... BUT IT FLEW AWAY... Creepy Wonka

Two weeks in two days

TWO WEEKS' WORK IN TWO DAYS?   ...LIKE A BOSS                                                  Creepy Wonka

Born to be bad

SO I TOOK THE SUGAR  OUT OF ALL THE CANDY.. Creepy Wonka

Long fingernails

OH, YOU WANT TO PLAY THE PIANO WITH LONG NAILS? I HOPE ONE GETS STUCK BETWEEN THE KEYS Creepy Wonka

Missing your coffee?

OH, SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW COFFEE? MISSING YOUR VALENTUS SLIMROAST? Creepy Wonka

A Day Without Coffee

OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW COFFEE? HAVE YOU TRIED GOING A DAY WITH YOUR VALENTUS SLIMROAST? Creepy Wonka

Perving

I'M NOT STARING!!! MERELY OBSERVING YOUR BEAUTY  Creepy Wonka

i dont treat u like other guys

I HAVE COOL FEDORA INSTEAD Creepy Wonka