Creepy Wonka

WHEN I INTERVIEW A NEW CANDIDATE

TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU LOST YOUR LAST JOB? Creepy Wonka

Kate honey

STOP PLEASE I'M GONNA PEE  Creepy Wonka

Dylan Wonka

OH, YOU LIKE BOB DYLAN? SO I GUESS YOU OWN THE TOTALLY RARE RUBY CHANDELIER BOOTLEG... Creepy Wonka

So you need new yoga pants

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just a little sex and cuddle

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Oh, so the house needs cleaning? Please, tell me more about the last time you did it

OH, SO THE HOUSE NEEDS CLEANING? PLEASE, TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE LAST TIME YOU DID IT Creepy Wonka

# Black People Thanksgiving

SO ALL YOU HAD TO BRING WAS THE PAPER PLATES AND YOU STILL SHOW UP TWO HOURS KATE Creepy Wonka

Bonus points

OH. ..HE MADE YOU BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING WHEN YOU WERE SICK?  HOW DID THAT END?  Creepy Wonka

Waitress probs

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK FOR EXTRA RANCH BUT WHEN I DO I WAIT UNTIL THE PLACE IS FULL AND YOUR HANDS ARE FULL.  Creepy Wonka

Haha fat

YOUR ALMOST THIRTY, 500 POUNDS AND LIVE W YOUR MOM TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT ALL YOUR BITCHES. Creepy Wonka