Craig - I would be so happy

ex wives

IF BETHANN WOULD LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

I'd be so happy

IF I COULD HAVE THAT AS MY RING TONE ON MY NONEXISTENT PHONE I'D BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

fuck me right

IF I COULD FIND SOMEONE WHO ENJOYS BEING WITH ME AS MUCH AS I ENJOY BEING WITH THEM. I WOULD BE SO HAPPY. Craig - I would be so happy

Stupid people

IF PEOPLE COULD TALK NORMALLY WITHOUT SHOUTING UNTIL I BLEED MY EARS OUT I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

UF Redemption

IF UF COULD BEAT FSU IN GVILLE THIS YEAR I WOULD BE SOOOO HAPPY! Craig - I would be so happy

Not Playing

IF DANNY AMENDOLA WOULD NOT PLAY THIS WEEK I WOULD BE SOOO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Miiiiiike Cooombs

IF MIKE COOMBS COULD JUST FIX THE INTERNET I WOULD BE SOOO HAPPY  Craig - I would be so happy

As a 3rd year med student

IF I COULD GO OUT EVEN ONCE  I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Biggs and Korn

IF BIGGS CAME TO KORN ON TUESDAY I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

build a binary tree to hang yourself

IF SOMEONE WOULD SEND ME HIS/HERS CODE I WOULD BE SOOOO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy