Craig - I would be so happy

My wife the other night

IF BOTH MY KIDS WOULD EAT THEIR DINNER I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

IE BLOWS

 IF INTERNET EXPLORER’S EMULATOR MODE WOULD RECOGNIZE VERSION SPECIFIC COMMENTS FOR EACH MODE I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Aggies Go Skiing

IF THE SKI RENTAL PLACE TOOK DINING DOLLARS I WOULD BE SOOO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Upon further inspection

IF I COULD EXCLUSIVELY HIRE DUDES I WOULD BE SOOOOO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Louisiana wet

IF IT WOULDN'T RAIN ALL THE TIME IN LOUISIANA  I'D BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Nationals in Cali!!

IF NATIONALS IS IN CALIFORNIA I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Pro wrestling is real dammit

IF I GOT TO DATE A GIRL WHO LIKED PRO WRESTLING I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

NEW YEARS WITH LAURA

IF I COULD JUST SPEND NEW YEARS WITH YOU I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

I would be sooo happy

IF I CAME HOME FROM WORK TO FIND A PS4 AND A FIXED PROJECTOR I WOULD BE SOOO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Every. Fucking. Year.

IF I ACTUALLY GOT WHAT I WANT  I WOULD BE SO HAPPY  Craig - I would be so happy