Craig - I would be so happy

WHITE BULLSHIT

IF KALAMAZOO WOULD PLOW THE ROADS I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

If I got a fletcher

IF I GOT A FLETCHER I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Going to bar that is rented for a birthday with pooltables

IF THERE WERE BALLS INCLUDED I WOULD BE SOOO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

AWS DHCP

IF AMAZON WOULD ADD THE DHCP PROXY OPTION I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

affiliate offers

IF THESE AFFILIATE OFFERS IMPORT INTO QA1 I'D BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

true 5050

IF TRUE5050 POSTS WOULD LOAD THE SECOND LINK ON MY SECOND CLICK I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Wenn mein Computer nicht so lahm wie ein Stein wäre

WENN MEIN COMPUTER NICHT SO LAHM WIE EIN STEIN WÄRE, WÄRE ICH SOOOOOO GLÜCKLICH! Craig - I would be so happy

So Happy

IF THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS LOST TODAY I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

C'mon Congress. Stop it already!

IF CONGRESS WOULD ONLY PROPOSE BILLS WITH ONE PURPOSE AND NO EARMARKS, PROVISIONS, OR RIDERS I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Lol Zendesk wut?

IF /API /V2 /TICKETS /{{TICKETID}}.JSON WOULD RETURN {'COMMENT': U'', 'SCORE': 'GOOD', 'ID': '123'} I WOULD BE SO HAPPY! Craig - I would be so happy