Craig - I would be so happy

The few minutes before I have to go to work (manager)

IF I COULD HAVE ONE DAY WITHOUT A CUSTOMER BEING RUDE TO ME I WOULD BE SO HAPPY.     Craig - I would be so happy

How I imagine the Midwest feels with another cold front coming through

IF THE TEMPERATURE WOULD JUST STAY THE SAME I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Wow much fun

WENN I SCHLOFN KENNT WARAT I SO GLÜCKLICH  Craig - I would be so happy

06-07 WRX

IF I COULD FIND AN 06-07 WRX WAGON I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Finding a good post on r/funny.

IF I COULD FIND ANYTHING FUNNY ON R/FUNNY I WOULD BE SO HAPPY  Craig - I would be so happy

Is it just the city where I live or is it like this everywhere?

I WOULD BE SO HAPPY IF I COULD GET THROUGH A COMMUTE WITH EVERYONE OBEYING THE TRAFFIC LAWS AND NOT DRIVING LIKE HUGE, GAPING ASSHOLES. Craig - I would be so happy

No more Justin

IF THE NEWS WOULD JUST STOP REPORTING ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER I WOULD BE SO HAPPY  Craig - I would be so happy

fuck you

IF GIRLS ACTUALLY KNEW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FAT AND CURVY I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Just once, c'mon.

IF THE BLACKHAWKS COULD WIN IN REGULATION, I WOULD BE SOOOOO HAPPY!! Craig - I would be so happy

This has to stop

IF ACTORS COULD STOP DYING BEFORE FINISHING THEIR ROLES ON MUCH-ANTICIPATED MOVIES I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy