Craig - I would be so happy

Payday PLEASE?

IF PAYDAY COULD JUST HURRY THE HELL UP   I'D BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

BELLYACHE BOOOOOO

IF MY STOMACH COULD STOP HURTING I WOULD BE SOOOOOO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Fuck FedEx

IF FEDEX COULD DELIVER ON TIME JUST ONCE I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

ANJA FOR PRESIDENT

IF ANJA NIELSEN WAS RUSU PRESIDENT I WOULD BE SOOOOOOO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Don't do it Digrat

IF WE MAKE IT TO MR. FUJI WITHOUT DIGRAT DOING HIS THING I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

As a preschool teacher

IF THESE KIDS WOULD STOP HITTING EACH OTHER I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

funny work email

IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO EMAIL 17 DIFFERENT EMAIL DISTROS WHEN I NEED SOMETHING DONE/FIXED. I'D BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

fuck math

IF MY TEACHERS WOULD STOP JUDGING ME MERELY ON MY APPEARANCE I'D BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Bike Lanes

IF ALL THE STREETS HAD BIKE LANES I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Yelper I'd be so happy

IF Y'ALL THREW BAR LOCAL SOME NICE REVIEWS ON YELP.  I'D BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy