Cookie Monster

1% > 99%

I HAVE A CORNER OFFICE WHERE I CAN WATCH HIPSTERS PROTESTING WHAT I DO. Cookie Monster

Silly cookie is silly

RUSHED TO HOSPITAL THEY SAID NO MORE ALMONDS!  Cookie Monster

So the bank gave out cookies?

GIVE UP THEN COOKIES AMANDA OR I'LL TAKE THE MONEY  Cookie Monster

Doughbie eating cookies

ME DOUGHNBIE ALWAYS EATING COOKIES BUT WHEN I DO... Cookie Monster

Trump and Orios

TRUMP WILL BRING HOME THE COOKIES, YOU SAY? Cookie Monster

Trunk on Orios

YOU SAY TRUMP WILL BRING HOME THE COOKIES? Cookie Monster

WOOKIE COOKIE MONSTER

TIGHTENS TIE TO PERFECTION  COUNTS HOW MANY WOOKIE COOKIES WILL BE DEVOURED TONIGHT Cookie Monster

Partner status

DEWORD  WHILE I EAT COOKIES Cookie Monster

cookie munchin tyme

I'M CUMMING 4 U VALGAL Cookie Monster

Cookie Anniversary

ME GOT YOU COOKIES FOR ANNIVERSARY BUT I OMNOMNOMED THEM Cookie Monster