Cookie Monster

forgot the OREOS

WTF ASSHOLE FORGOT MY FUCKING OREOS Cookie Monster

Mari Cookie

OH MARI, YOU HAVE COOKIE EXCHANGE? THAT MEAN MERRY CHRISTMAS FOR JUNITO! Cookie Monster

Me approve

 ME APPROVE.  Cookie Monster

Me approves

EXCELLENT GRAMMAR LESSON, ME APPROVES.  Cookie Monster

Me approves.

EXCELLENT GRAMMAR LESSON,  ME APPROVES.  Cookie Monster

Cookie eating

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT COOKIES... BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT IN AN EXCEEDINGLY VIOLENT MANNER. Cookie Monster

who stole the cookies from the cookie jar

COOOOOKIES COOOOKIES NUM NUM NUM  THAT SHIT SO GOOD  Cookie Monster

EAT MORE COOKIES

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT COOKIES  BUT WHEN I DO,

Whenever you draw a card

WHENEVER YOU DRAW A CARD ASK YOUR OPPONENT HOW MUCH LIFE THEY CURRENTLY HAVE Cookie Monster

mtg funny one

WHENEVER YOU DRAW A CARD ASK THEM HOW MUCH LIFE THEY CURRENTLY HAVE Cookie Monster