Confucius says

butt finger

CONFUCIUS SAY  MAN WHO GO TO BED WITH ITCHY BUTT, WAKE UP WITH SMELLY FINGER. Confucius says

high on pot

CONFUCIUS SAY  MAN WHO STAND ON TOILET   HIGH ON POT  Confucius says

Confucius say

WOMAN WITH BIG BALLOONS HAS HIGH RISE ACCOMMODATION Confucius says

itchy butt

MAN WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH ITCHY BUTT WAKE UP WITH STINKY FINGER Confucius says

Time is

TIME SHALL BE WHERE TIME IS Confucius says

Stir Pot

HE WHO STIRS SHIT POT  GETS 2 OR 3 HELPERS  Confucius says

Man who masturbates behind screen door

MAN WHO MASTURBATES BEHIND SCREEN DOOR ALWAYS COMES THROUGH FOR YOU Confucius says

Man who take Viagra too early

MAN WHO TAKE VIAGRA TOO EARLY HAVE HARD TIME Confucius says

Girl who sit on spice rack

GIRL WHO SIT ON SPICE RACK HAVE CINNAMON BUNS Confucius says

NGGA LOL XD

A SKINNY GUY HAVING A SIXPACK IS LIKE A FAT GIRL HAVING BOOBS IT DOESN'T COUNT Confucius says