Confucius says

Confucius say

DRYER ONLY DRY CLOTHES WHEN WET CLOTHES PUT IN Confucius says

Bla blaa bla

THIS MEME LIKE BACKED UP TOILET IT FULL OF SHIT Confucius says

confucius chemist

CONFUCIUS SAY JUST BECAUSE ONE HAS METH LAB, DOES NOT MAKE ONE CHEMIST. Confucius says

Confuscious Says

SOMEONE WHO IS BETTER THAN SOMEONE ELSE  HAS NO NEED TO TELL PEOPLE  Confucius says

Sidewalk Bike

CONFUCIOUS SAY. PEOPLE WHO WANT BIKES TO BE ON SIDEWALK, DO NOT LIVE IN PLACES THAT HAVE SIDEWALK Confucius says

Watch deez nuts!

MAN WHO WALK THROUGH AIRPORT SECURITY SIDEWAYS GOING TO BANGKOK Confucius says

Pubs are dumb

REPUBLICAN POTUS TICKET LOOK LIKE CHINESE RESTAURANT MENU Confucius says

Pubs are dumb

REPUBLICAN POTUS TICKET  Confucius says

Fishing Advice

GIVE MAN FISH, HE FEED FOR A DAY, TEACH MAN TO FISH, HE FEED FOR LIFETIME TEACH FISH TO MAN AND IT WILL FUCK SHIT UP Confucius says

To all the dumb girls that keep asking why is a guy called a stud if he fucks women, and why is a girl called slut if she is fucked by many guys.

IF A KEY OPENS MANY LOCKS, IT'S A MASTER KEY BUT IF A LOCK IS OPENED BY MANY KEYS, IT'S USELESS. Confucius says