Confession kid

To com vergonha!!!!!

  Confession kid

I never got caught.

    WHEN I WAS A KID     I LET MY DOG POOP ON MY NEIGHBORS LAWN BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP FERTILIZE IT Confession kid

Dog hair...

ONE TIME I CUT THE HAIR OFF THE DOG.... AND GLUED IT TO MY BALLS SO I LOOK LIKE A MAN Confession kid

work pressures

LET COLLEAGUES TAKE TIME OFF... ...GET LUMBERED WITH ALL THEIR WORK Confession kid

Ohhh barham

I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THESE BARHAM PREPS Confession kid

Caught out

OH SHIT!!!DID I REALLY  PICK COLLINGWOOD? Confession kid

trunk port

SHIT... THAT WAS A TRUNK PORT. Confession kid

The Infantry?

MY SON JOINED THE INFANTRY.... HOW AM I GOING TO FACE MY FELLOW CAVLARY OFFICER? Confession kid

Philip Glass Wins

I MISSED PHILIP GLASS' CONCERT BECAUSE I WAS IN DISNEYWORLD.  #MUSICSNOBFAIL Confession kid

So dumb

MY DAD USED TO GROW CARROTS  IN THE CLOSET Confession kid