Confession Bear

I think people who find IKEA furniture hard to assemble ARE STUPID

I think people who find IKEA furniture hard to assemble ARE STUPID  Confession Bear

I remove people from facebook on their birthday because that's when I realize I don't know who they are

I remove people from facebook on their birthday because that's when I realize I don't know who they are  Confession Bear

I would occasionally take a dump in my ex-roomates cats litterbox because it was funny as hell to listen to him discussing her huge shits to his girlfriend/family.

I would occasionally take a dump in my ex-roomates cats litterbox because it was funny as hell to listen to him discussing her huge shits to his girlfriend/family.  Confession Bear

i purposefully tell my boyfriend the jar lid is on too tight so that he can feel manly when i ask him to open them for me

i purposefully tell my boyfriend the jar lid is on too tight so that he can feel manly when i ask him to open them for me  Confession Bear

I put the lids on jars too tight on purpose.. Because it makes me feel manly when my wife has me open them for her

I put the lids on jars too tight on purpose.. Because it makes me feel manly when my wife has me open them for her  Confession Bear

When we played Dodgeball I only targeted the kids I couldn't stand

When we played Dodgeball I only targeted the kids I couldn't stand  Confession Bear

My friend left her facebook logged in, so I changed her post visibility settings so only she could see them. And the lack of comments and likes is driving her crazy.

My friend left her facebook logged in, so I changed her post visibility settings so only she could see them. And the lack of comments and likes is driving her crazy.  Confession Bear

When I turn off the lights downstairs at night I still run up the stairs as fast as possible

When I turn off the lights downstairs at night I still run up the stairs as fast as possible  Confession Bear

I farted at my girlfriends christmas dinner. Then let her great grandma with dementia take the blame.

I farted at my girlfriends christmas dinner. Then let her great grandma with dementia take the blame.  Confession Bear

if you are a boy with diamond earring studs i automatically assume you're a douchebag

if you are a boy with diamond earring studs i automatically assume you're a douchebag  Confession Bear