Confession Bear

I found my dad's alter ego account on a message board I purposely troll him and then laugh after he calls me up to complain about the idiots he talks to online.

I found my dad's alter ego account on a message board I purposely troll him and then laugh after he calls me up to complain about the idiots he talks to online.   Confession Bear

When women complain about their exes i've never met i usually side with their exes

When women complain about their exes i've never met i usually side with their exes  Confession Bear

I tell my girlfriend I make much lower than I actually do So I don't have to spend as much on her.

I tell my girlfriend I make much lower than I actually do So I don't have to spend as much on her.  Confession Bear

The only reason I still use Facebook is so I can watch the people I hate become failures at life

The only reason I still use Facebook is so I can watch the people I hate become failures at life  Confession Bear

When Someone tells me she is a strong independent woman I actually think she's just very lonely

When Someone tells me she is a strong independent woman I actually think she's just very lonely  Confession Bear

I only want to take up running so I can eat more.

I only want to take up running so I can eat more.  Confession Bear

I only open the passenger door for my girlfriend when I need to walk around the car to fart before I get in.

I only open the passenger door for my girlfriend when I need to walk around the car to fart before I get in.  Confession Bear

When I have an argument with my girlfriend I tighten the top of every jar and bottle in the house

When I have an argument with my girlfriend I tighten the top of every jar and bottle in the house  Confession Bear

I'm overly polite to people who work in fast food because I know their job is horrible

I'm overly polite to people who work in fast food because I know their job is horrible  Confession Bear

I ACTUALLY ENJOY COOKING FOR MY HUSBAND BUT ACT LIKE IT'S A PAIN, SO HE FEELS GUILTY AND DOES MORE ERRANDS AROUND THE HOUSE

I ACTUALLY ENJOY COOKING FOR MY HUSBAND BUT ACT LIKE IT'S A PAIN, SO HE FEELS GUILTY AND DOES MORE ERRANDS AROUND THE HOUSE  Confession Bear