Confession Bear

I maintain good relationships with exes for the sole reason of potentially having sex with them again

I maintain good relationships with exes for the sole reason of potentially having sex with them again  Confession Bear

I ran Over The Neighbor's Cat And Later Helped Them Put Up "Missing" Posters

I ran Over The Neighbor's Cat And Later Helped Them Put Up

When i see little people I want to jump over them

When i see little people I want to jump over them  Confession Bear

Sometimes I have beer and ice cream for breakfast Just to remind myself I am an adult

Sometimes I have beer and ice cream for breakfast  Just to remind myself I am an adult  Confession Bear

I wish I had a girlfriend Just to have someone to cuddle with

I wish I had a girlfriend Just to have someone to cuddle with  Confession Bear

When I see someone wearing anything Tap Out I assume they are a douche

When I see someone wearing anything Tap Out I assume they are a douche  Confession Bear

When I see 30 pictures of someone's DIY project I skip straight to the end to see how it worked out.

When I see 30 pictures of someone's DIY project I skip straight to the end to see how it worked out.  Confession Bear

Anytime I hear someone is religious I automatically think of them as less intelligent

Anytime I hear someone is religious I automatically think of them as less intelligent  Confession Bear

I use Self-checkout So people working there don't judge my purchases

I use Self-checkout  So people working there don't judge my purchases  Confession Bear

I won't tell my wife to go make me a sandwich because I make better sandwiches

I won't tell my wife to go make me a sandwich because I make better sandwiches  Confession Bear