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You recite the same powerpoint slides every semester verbatim, and teaching assistants grade all of the papers/tests for you? your job must be so stressful

You recite the same powerpoint slides every semester verbatim, and teaching assistants grade all of the papers/tests for you? your job must be so stressful  Condescending Wonka

You play guitar in an indie band and listen to "all types" of music? enlighten me with your musical expertise.

You play guitar in an indie band and listen to

You're a forever alone Atheist? Have you tried not being an asshole?

You're a forever alone Atheist? Have you tried not being an asshole?  Condescending Wonka

You're a forever alone christian? Have you tried prayer?

You're a forever alone christian? Have you tried prayer?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're thinking of dropping out of highschool? I bet you'll be really successful in life

Oh, you're thinking of dropping out of highschool? I bet you'll be really successful in life  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't smoke weed? You must be a person of superior moral caliber

Oh, you don't smoke weed? You must be a person of superior moral caliber  Condescending Wonka

You read Twilight? You must know everything there is to know about vampires and werewolves

You read Twilight? You must know everything there is to know about vampires and werewolves  Condescending Wonka

Gene's Wild

DID I HAVE TO DIE TO I GET MY PICTURE ON YOUR FB FEED? Condescending Wonka

Gene's Wild

DID I HAVE TO DIE SO I GET A PICTURE ON YOUR FB FEED? Condescending Wonka

email jokes

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