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Ibiza bummer

            SO DAVIE                YOU'RE NOT GETTING BUMMED IN IBIZA? Condescending Wonka

awww poor you

AWWW YOU CAN'T GO SO PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU SERVED THIS COUNTRY Condescending Wonka

Washing machine

YOU WANT WASHING MACHINE? IN YOUR BATHROOM? OF COURSE YOU DO! Condescending Wonka

Joke's on YOU!

THINK YOU'RE FUNNY? LOOK IN THE MIRROR. Condescending Wonka

Joke's on you!

SO, YOU LIKE TELLING PERSONAL JOKES? LOOK AT THE MIRROR. Condescending Wonka

crossfairy conundrum

TO LIFT OR TO CROSSFIT? DO TELL ME HOW THIS IS A QUESTION ! Condescending Wonka

Willy wonka

OH, I LIKE YOUR NEW CURTAINS! PINK :) OH, AND ALSO, I STALK YOU. Condescending Wonka

Interviewing is so exhilarating

TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOU NO REALLY, TELL ME MORE....... Condescending Wonka

who cares

SO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? TELL ME MORE SO I KNOW HOW MUCH MY LIFE SUCKS Condescending Wonka

Dumb yankees

OH, YOU'RE  A YANKEES FAN? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR HOME GROWN TALENT. Condescending Wonka