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Snarky bday

SO IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY? SO YOUR LIKE 50 RIGHT? Condescending Wonka

Crazy Wonka

SOMETIMES I GO CRAZY BUT WHEN I DO I DO IT AT BREAKTHRU Condescending Wonka

car crash vegan

ALMOST CRASHED YOUR AUTOMOBILE? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW VEGAN YOU ARE ...  Condescending Wonka

Life lessons from tees...

TOP SAYS YOUR A NERD? TELL ME, HOW YOUR FRIEND HAS NO FEAR Condescending Wonka

Go on, we all care so much

YES, GO ON A RANT ON FACEBOOK, SEE HOW MUCH WE CARE AND PITY YOUR LIFE Condescending Wonka

евангелист! давай!

ЕВАНГЕЛИСТ! ДАВАЙ, РАССКАЖИ МНЕ О СВОИХ ПЕРЕЛЁТАХ! Condescending Wonka

Jess Ennis

SO YOU HAVE THE BLUE SPORTS KIT? YOU MUST BE QUITE THE JESSICA ENNIS Condescending Wonka

BOY TITE

 MAY SINASABI KA ? Condescending Wonka

COLLEGE grad

OH, YOU JUST GRADUATED? THAT'S NICE. I'LL HAVE YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION. Condescending Wonka

SMC Grad

LOOKING FOR A GRADUATION TICKET? SORRY ALL I HAVE ARE GOLDEN TICKETS... Condescending Wonka