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every. damn. customer.

TELL ME MORE  ABOUT ALL THE COUPONS YOU THINK YOU GOT Condescending Wonka

Lyft regional party?

OH, YOU WANT TO HAVE A REGIONAL LYFT PARTY? PLEASE TELL ME MORE... Condescending Wonka

Coady Cat's classroom

YOUR TELLIN ME THAT THE LABOUR GOVERNEMNT IS FOR THE PEOPLE AND HAS A CARBON TAX  HMMMM... Condescending Wonka

catchy title

SO, YOU'RE ENGAGED, BUT FLIRT WITH MARRIED MEN PLEASE TELL ME HOW THAT'S ALL GOING TO CHANGE ONCE YOU GET MARRIED Condescending Wonka

Jealous rules

U'RE JEALOUS YET THEY'RE THE WEAK ONE TELL ME HOW THAT WORKS AGAIN Condescending Wonka

JEALOUSY RULES

YORE JEALOUS BUT THEY'RE THE WEAK TELL ME HOW THAT WORKS AGAIN Condescending Wonka

Check Self - Self Check

IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING.. WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME TO FIX YOUR MISTAKES? Condescending Wonka

Oh really now? Troll harder

THAT'S THE WORST YOU CAN DO? YOUR MOTHER MUST BE SO PROUD. Condescending Wonka

Blazers blown away!

HEY, BLAZERS... WELCOME TO THE SECOND ROUND... Condescending Wonka

I confess.

I LIKE THAT YOU TEXT & CALL ME.  CAUSE WE WOULD NEVER TALK IF IT WERE LEFT UP TO ME.  Condescending Wonka