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are you dumb

 OR JUST AMERICAN? Condescending Wonka

Chinese food

SO U DON'T LIKE CHINESE FOOD BUT U LIKE PF CHANGS PLEASE TELL ME MORE OF THIS BS! Condescending Wonka

Red Flag Narc Alert

THE MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE YOUR FRIENDS LONG DISTANCE BOYFRIEND  HAS FAKED AN ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP ON THE PHONE AND WANTS TO TAKE HER TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD. RUN! Condescending Wonka

Red Alert

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND TELLS YOU ABOUT HER NEW LONG DISTANCE BOYFRIEND THAT'S CHASED HER FOR YEARS  AND WHEN SHE TELLS YOU OF ALL THE COUNTRIES HE WANTS TO TAKE HER TO, AND YOU RUN FOR COVER FOR ALL THE NARC ABUSE THAT'S ABOUT TO UNFOLD. Condescending Wonka

Now that's aNow that's a

 NOW THAT'S A ME LOVE YOU LONG TYME Condescending Wonka

you think unwrapping this is really hard ?

YOU THINK UNWRAPPING THIS IS REALLY HARD ? LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU MUST CREATE THIS MEME Condescending Wonka

scion pion

OH YOU DRIVE A SCION? WHAT BRAND TAMPONS DO YOU USE? Condescending Wonka

Lose all your money

HEY WANNA KNOW HOW TO LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY? GIVE IT TO YOUR WIFE. Condescending Wonka

Snow jolly

.....SO YOU WANTED SNOW BUT, YOU HATE THE COLD.... Condescending Wonka

traffic violation

IF YOU'RE  GONNA RUN A STOP SIGN MAKE SURE YOU'RE TAGS AREN'T EXPIRED Condescending Wonka