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Who's your Daddy?

MATT DORNER IS NOT YOUR DADDY!  I AM! Condescending Wonka

estevi milu

HEI MAZĀ,  KURĀ SOC. TĪKLĀ VARU TEVI ATRAST? Condescending Wonka

Funny Meme 101

YOU WEAR RED SOCKS AND STILL GOT PROMOTED ? SURE. Condescending Wonka

Go Canadiens!!!!

ITS AWFULLY QUIET ON FB THIS MORNING WHO WON THE GAME LAST NIGHT? Condescending Wonka

So you tried to caption a meme?

DO I LIKE MEMES? MEMES NOT SURE... Condescending Wonka

I can't find my chapstick.

CHAPSTICK IS TOO FAR? YOUR LIFE IS SO HARD. Condescending Wonka

Surry Hills

YOU WANT AN APARTMENT IN SURRY HILLS HEY? FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!! Condescending Wonka

Starcraft Ladder

OH YOU PLAY PROTOSS? YOU MUST BE REALLY GOOD AT THIS GAME. Condescending Wonka

Gun Laws

OH, YOU NEED 5 MILITARY GRADE GUNS? JUST INCASE THE DEER PULL OUT THEIR PISTOLS Condescending Wonka

So tell me again how you are going to run a half marathon if you never run?

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