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Oh, you got a belly button piercing?

OH, YOU GOT A BELLY BUTTON PIERCING? HOWS THAT DISNEY JOB WORKINGNOUT FIR YOU? Condescending Wonka

Golden Ticket

YOU HAVE A GOLDEN TICKET TO ALL THE THINGS Condescending Wonka

Big Corporations

OH, SO YOU THINK MY FACEBOOK PAGE IS IN THE POCKETS OF CORRUPT CORPORATIONS? I'M SURE BIG CORPORATIONS ARE DYING TO LET A STONER WHO DRAWS CARTOON ANIMALS FUCKING HAWK THEIR PRODUCTS. Condescending Wonka

Condesending Wonka

SO YOU WORK HARD FOR THE COMPANY RIGHT? PLEASE TELL ME WHY YOUR BOSS SHOULD MARRY YOU INSTEAD OF A SUPERMODEL? Condescending Wonka

Haters think I care

THESE HATERS THINK I CARE. REALLY????? Condescending Wonka

Ass willie

OH IT'S ANDY'S BIRTHDAY? LET'S HAVE A WEDDING THAT DAY!  Condescending Wonka

Fatel Razak

SO YOUR FAMILY CAME TO TRINIDAD IN THE FATEL RAZAK TELL HOW FAMOUS THAT MAKES YOU Condescending Wonka

Let's Go Rangers

THE MONTREAL CANADIENS HAVE WON 24 STANLEY CUPS... NOT THIS YEAR PAL...LET'S GO RANGERS! Condescending Wonka

Rags bandwagon

SO YOUR TEAM ISN'T IN THE STANLEY CUP FINALS?  GO AHEAD AND TEL ME HOW THE RANGERS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN YOUR NEXT FAVORITE TEAM Condescending Wonka

Weird sex

SO SHE DID WHAT WITH HER FINGER? MAN, THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL Condescending Wonka