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Sarcasm, the lost art

PLEASE GO ON ABOUT HOW TEXTING BACK

Comic nerds

OH, SO GROWN MEN WHO COLLECT COMIC BOOKS AND TOYS ARE IMMATURE LOSER NERDS? PLEASE CONTINUE TO WEAR YOUR HELLO KITTY HOODIE AND INVADER ZIM BACKPACK. Condescending Wonka

so just when you thought you were smart

YOU READ BOOKS I GO ON YOUTUBE Condescending Wonka

so tell me...

YOU LOOK AT BOOKS I GO ON YOUTUBE Condescending Wonka

Get a job

U GOT A GIFTCARD ON LOOT PALACE YOUR LIFE MUST BE SO ADVENTUROUS Condescending Wonka

fake friends

TOO BUSY FOR FRIENDS BUT ALWAYS POSTING TO FB? Condescending Wonka

SO, PROFESSOR FLINT, YOU THINK AUSTRALIA IS A "CROWNED REPUBLIC"?

SO PROFESSOR FLINT, YOU THINK AUSTRALIA ALREADY IS A

I'm using this for an english essay lay off

OH, YOU'RE STARVING? PLEASE TELL ME MORE! Condescending Wonka

First World Hunger

OH, YOU'RE STARVING? PLEASE TELL ME MORE! Condescending Wonka

Nerd alert

SHANE, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOUR HALF AS COOL AS MARK THOMAS Condescending Wonka