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Pokerstars toque

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MONIKA LET'S DRINK COFFEE?

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Haha bitch

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unfriend

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nips and chips

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when someone owes you money

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girlfriends bitching

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Chocolate & Aliens

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EELS LOST AGAIN

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Bitch really!

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