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14 and drinking

SO YOU'RE 14 AND ALREADY DRINK? PLEASE TELL ME HOW MANLY YOU ARE Condescending Wonka

On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.

AT LEAST YOU’RE NOT AS OLD AS YOU WILL BE NEXT YEAR! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ANOTHER YEAR, ANOTHER NEW PLACE THAT ACHES. Condescending Wonka

Roboto Light

GUYS... ARE WE USING ROBOTO LIGHT? Condescending Wonka

GO POSTAL

SO YOU'RE A LETTER CARRIER THAT EXPLAINS THE DRINKING PROBLEM Condescending Wonka

Low key lurker

WHEN YOU REALIZE YOUR LURKING HAS BEEN NOTICED Condescending Wonka

busted in the act

SON:

Fuck

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Tell me Tory Voter

STILL THINK GEORGE OSBORNE IS A GENIUS? THOUGHT NOT! Condescending Wonka

Eastie's on?

DON'T YOU MEAN ..  SHIRLENDERS? <3 Condescending Wonka

Monday Drinking!

DRINKING ON A MONDAY? YOU MUST BE ON TEAM HILVERSUM! Condescending Wonka