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Big tow

HICK STICKS AND TOW MIRRORS OUT?! TELL ME MORE ABOUT THOSE HUGE LOADS YOU HAUL. Condescending Wonka

Higher Education 2016

NEW ON CAMPUS? PACIFIERS AND BINKYS STRAIGHT AHEAD! Condescending Wonka

Someones to blame

WILLY WONKA LOST THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY BCUZ JIMMERS & JEN ATE ALL HIS SWEETS  Condescending Wonka

Jims truth

JEN'S THE ONLY ONE HUH JIMMERS & CANDIES GOOD FOR YOUR TEETH. Condescending Wonka

wish i had a ws6

TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU WOULD LIKE TO TRADE YOUR 5.0 FOR A WS6 Condescending Wonka

What the what

OH REALLY? YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO GET A FIVE-SECOND FLU SHOT? Condescending Wonka

“Equality can feel like oppression. But it’s not. What you’re feeling is just the discomfort of losing a little bit of your privilege.”

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Teaching trumpet

TY VYUČUJEŠ HRU NA TRUBKU?  POVÍDEJ MI O TOM, TO MUSÍ BÝT ŽIVOT!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a promoter?

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wonka understands

YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH EASIER IT IS TO PLAY PERCUSSION Condescending Wonka