Condescending Wonka

YOU SAW FIREWORKS LAST NIGHT? PLEASE POST PICTURES SO I KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE

YOU SAW FIREWORKS LAST NIGHT? PLEASE POST PICTURES SO I KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an aspiring DJ at a local club? One Large Number 4 Combo, please.

Oh, you're an aspiring DJ at a local club? One Large Number 4 Combo, please.  Condescending Wonka

you double check that your car door is locked? please tell me more about how you have ocd

you double check that your car door is locked? please tell me more about how you have ocd  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You're in a hurry? Please explain how tailgating me helps you get there faster.

Oh, You're in a hurry?
 Please explain how tailgating me helps you get there faster.  Condescending Wonka

oh you're an actor? at which restaurant?

oh you're an actor? at which restaurant?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you just got dumped? Please post more "somebody that I used to know" lyrics

Oh you just got dumped?
 Please post more

Your parents pay for your food, gas, car, tuition and apartment? Please, tell me more about being independent.

Your parents pay for your food, gas, car, tuition and apartment?
 Please, tell me more about being independent.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have finals? please tell me more about how hard your life is.

Oh you have finals? please tell me more about how hard your life is.  Condescending Wonka

The avengers made more money its opening weekend than any other film in history? please tell me more about how piracy is destroying hollywood

The avengers made more money its opening weekend than any other film in history? please tell me more about how piracy is destroying hollywood  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got a new boyfriend? Please go on posting how much you love him every 15 minutes

Oh, you got a new
boyfriend? Please go on posting how much
you love him every 15 minutes  Condescending Wonka