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Repressed aggression

GO AHEAD AND TELL ME YOU WEREN'T WAITING FOR THAT TO HAPPEN Condescending Wonka

When you try to sneak let your dog out with a scarf on your head and no bra and hear your neighbor yell "Good Morning!" behind you.

GO AHEAD AND TELL ME YOU WEREN'T WAITING FOR THAT TO HAPPEN Condescending Wonka

you're still a hoe

SO YOU POST BIBLE QUOTES? REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A HOE? CAN I GET AN AMEN... Condescending Wonka

Oh you think nobody pays attention to the bass guitarist?

OH YOU THINK NOBODY PAYS ATTENTION TO THE BASS GUITARIST?  TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU KNOW ABOUT PAUL MCCARTNEY? Condescending Wonka

St kilda

ALWAYS CHEATED NEVER DEFEATED MUST BE A ST KILDA FAN Condescending Wonka

Really?

YOUR WAITER AFTER YOU PUT YOUR SILVERWARE IN A CUP OF HOT WATER. AND THEY THOUGHT IT WAS FOR TEA  Condescending Wonka

TOILETS AND GARAGES

THINKING ABOUT MY FRIENDS AN I’M LIKE PLEASE DONT STOP AT THE GARAGE...  CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU TONIGHT. Condescending Wonka

False confidence

FAILED THE LECTURE TEST? DON'T WORRY, YOU CAN ALWAYS GET IT BACK AT THE FINAL. Condescending Wonka

OH, YOU ARE USING CAPS LOCK?

OH, YOU ARE USING CAPS LOCK? YOU MUST REALLY WANT TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS Condescending Wonka

the battle of five catterpillars

TELL ME AGAIN  OF YOUR PLANS FOR MEME DOMINATION Condescending Wonka