College Freshman

"Dude I totally blacked out last night" Tells you everything that Happened

Loses virginity buys six boxes of condoms

Loses virginity buys six boxes of condoms  College Freshman

So when is Parent teacher confrence?

So when is Parent teacher confrence?  College Freshman

Invited to small house party invites everyone he knows

Invited to small house party invites everyone he knows  College Freshman

loses virginity to girl at party 7 months later, engaged

loses virginity to girl at party 7 months later, engaged  College Freshman

achieves full scholarship to stanford follows ex-girlfriend to community college instead

achieves full scholarship to stanford follows ex-girlfriend to community college instead  College Freshman

Hey cool, a free lanyard in my orientation kit I'm going to wear this everywhere

Hey cool, a free lanyard in my orientation kit I'm going to wear this everywhere  College Freshman

See's large bunch of freshly washed cilantro on your counter. "Holy shit man, lets blaze"

See's large bunch of freshly washed cilantro on your counter.

Professor says he wont be here thursday Whos the Sub?

Professor says he wont be here thursday Whos the Sub?   College Freshman

skips class overwhelmed with guilt for rest of day

skips class  overwhelmed with guilt for rest of day  College Freshman