College Freshman

complains about the cost of textbooks that his parents bought for him

complains about the cost of textbooks that his parents bought for him  College Freshman

Needs to pick an Essay topic "Why Marijuana Should Be Legalized"

Needs to pick an Essay topic

goes to uganda to help the cause dies

goes to uganda to help the cause dies  College Freshman

Misses 2 weeks of class too afraid to go back and confront teacher

Misses 2 weeks of class too afraid to go back and confront teacher  College Freshman

Makes incredibly detailed, over-the-top study guide E-mails it to the entire class

Makes incredibly detailed, over-the-top study guide E-mails it to the entire class  College Freshman

Told to bring mixer to party brings blender

Told to bring mixer to party brings blender  College Freshman

wears gloves in chemistry lab to keep acid off his skin doesn't take them off when he goes to the bathroom

wears gloves in chemistry lab to keep acid off his skin doesn't take them off when he goes to the bathroom  College Freshman

Writes Research paper Thinks he's an expert on the topic

Writes Research paper Thinks he's an expert on the topic  College Freshman

You rolled your first joint last weekend? I hope you're okay! I rolled my ankle last year and it hurt like hell.

You rolled your first joint last weekend? I hope you're okay! I rolled my ankle last year and it hurt like hell.  College Freshman

"We have so much alcohol in our dorm room" "if we combined it all, it would be, like, 6000 proof"