College Freshman

Complains about price of text books. Parents buy his textbooks.

Complains about price of text books. Parents buy his textbooks.  College Freshman

"Almost fucked this chick" Every night

DOESN't know anyone at party FOLLOWS YOU AROUND ALL NIGHT

DOESN't know anyone at party FOLLOWS YOU AROUND ALL NIGHT  College Freshman

First semester: Chemical Engineering Second semester: Business

First semester: Chemical Engineering Second semester: Business  College Freshman

high school valedictorian Placed on academic probation after first semester

high school valedictorian Placed on academic probation after first semester  College Freshman

professor says 'fuck' during first class alerts facebook

professor says 'fuck' during first class alerts facebook  College Freshman

"uhgg ramen 4 dinner again...just the life of a broke college student!" -posted from my ipad

fails classes blames it on weed

fails classes blames it on weed  College Freshman

In business program I'm going to be a CEO

In business program I'm going to be a CEO  College Freshman

Learns three chords on guitar Plays in the quad so everyone can hear

Learns three chords on guitar Plays in the quad so everyone can hear  College Freshman